A Florida man couldn't dance his way out of an arrest after cops spotted him twerking on the hood of a marked patrol car -- to save his town's children from vampires.
Christian Radecki told cops he had no choice but to drive to the sheriff's home to perform his dance routine -- after a "woman with fangs" came to his door and said children were going to be sacrificed to vampires. A security camera recorded the 44-year-old turning up the radio of his own car before hopping out and climbing onto the roof of the cruiser.
Radecki bopped, shimmied and twerked through several songs before ripping the windshield wiper off the vehicle and running off to get an American flag, which he wrapped around himself just as arresting officers arrived -- you know, to take a bite out of crime.
Christian Radecki told cops he had no choice but to drive to the sheriff's home to perform his dance routine -- after a "woman with fangs" came to his door and said children were going to be sacrificed to vampires. A security camera recorded the 44-year-old turning up the radio of his own car before hopping out and climbing onto the roof of the cruiser.
Radecki bopped, shimmied and twerked through several songs before ripping the windshield wiper off the vehicle and running off to get an American flag, which he wrapped around himself just as arresting officers arrived -- you know, to take a bite out of crime.